The Light At The End Of The Tunnel

Received from my friend CLZuhde:
> Due to the recent housing crisis, credit crisis, the collapse of oil
> prices, the economic crisis in general, the stock market crash, budget
> cuts, rising unemployment, unstable world conditions, outsourcing of
> business, the cost of insurance and electricity, as well as taxes of all
> kinds, and other considerations, we regret to advise you that the Light
> at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
>We apologize for the inconvenience but wish you a Happy New Year.
>

My response:

The light at the end of the tunnel is a train racing at you.