From http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/equation.html
Knowledge is Power
Time is Money
and as every engineer knows, Power is Work over Time.
So, substituting algebraic equations for these time worn bits of wisdom, we get:
* K = P (1)
* T = M (2)
* P = W/T (3)
Now, do a few simple substitutions:
Put W/T in for P in equation (1), which yields:
* K = W/T (4)
Put M in for T into equation (4), which yields:
* K = W/M (5)
Now we've got something. Expanding back into English, we get:
Knowledge equals Work over Money.
What this MEANS is that:
1. The More You Know, the More Work You Do, and
2. The More You Know, the Less Money You Make.
Solving for Money, we get:
* M = W/K (6)
Money equals Work Over Knowledge.
From equation (6) we see that Money approaches infinity as Knowledge approaches 0, regardless of the Work done.
What THIS MEANS is:
The More you Make, the Less you Know.
Solving for Work, we get
* W = M K (7)
Work equals Money times Knowledge
From equation (7) we see that Work approaches 0 as Knowledge approaches 0.
What THIS MEANS is:
The rich do little or no work and are essentially ignorant.
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